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  • “Very funny…the satire and parody work on a number of levels. The language is often vivid and evocative and the dialogue in particular is very strong…a fine book [that] fires on all cylinders.” — Ed Kavanagh, author, The Confessions of Nipper Mooney
  • “This novel was extremely well written for this genre…. This writer has told a difficult story well.” — Jury for the H. R. (Bill) Percy Prize
  • “The writing is good. It is airy and quick, and this is not the kind of book where you would want people to linger or struggle to push themselves through it.” — Jury for the H. R. (Bill) Percy Prize
  • “Witty, humorous, fun!” — Marija F. Sullivan, author, Sarajevo Walls of Fate
  • “I stepped into this other world with ease, then started smiling.” — Victoria Twead, author, Chickens, Mules & Two Old Fools
  • “I truly adore this book, and like so many other reviewers I read it within a day and then read it again!” — S. L. Howard
  • “This was my first time reading a book like this and I was pleasantly surprised! Immediately I was drawn in by the storyline and characters and couldn’t put this book down! It was funny, charming, witty, and entertaining. I would recommend this book to anyone and am very happy to have it in my collection.” — sjvb
  • “This book was a lot of fun to read! When I first started reading it I couldn’t figure out what it was reminding me of. I finally put my finger on it: Monty Python! The story has a fun plot with lots of twists and turns. Lots of good laughs and satire on our society and what the meaning of love is. You will love this book for the great comedic satire and fantastic plot!” — Lina
  • “This book is an original theme, like nothing I’ve ever read before. I couldn’t put it down- read it in two days, sometimes chuckling out loud as I turned the pages, anxious to see what would happen next. I loved the mixture of medieval with modern day- a truly original concept. Looking forward to more books from Mr. Scott Bartlett.” — ashleynoelle22
  • “Really, really loved and enjoyed reading it. The whole story is so colorful and alive, made me have little scenes in my head whole time. I wish there was a play one day, based on your book. That’s something I would really be excited to see!” — Syrenica