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Royal Flush asks the question: can a man who throws his dates in a dungeon find a girlfriend?

The humour novel is available in St. John’s at the following locations:

  • Chapters
  • Coles
  • Afterwords, 245 Duckworth Street, near the Tim Horton’s
  • Never Ending Story, 7 Commonwealth Avenue, same strip mall as Pipers
  • Books-R-Us-Plus, 13 Commonwealth Avenue, same strip mall as Domino’s Pizza

It’s also available as an ebook for $2.99:






PDF (DRM-free)

A recipient of the H. R. (Bill) Percy Prize, Royal Flush is a novel about a man known only as the King, and as his Kingdom careens toward catastrophe, he cruises seedy taverns looking for likely maidens.

His incompetence and his weakness for beautiful women drag him deeper and deeper into trouble. He is portrayed as a cross dresser by the Kingdom Crier (the Kingdom’s most popular tabloid). Shortly after, he must defend his castle against a siege with only his royal fiddler–while attempting to steal his royal fiddler’s girlfriend.

“Very funny…the satire and parody work on a number of levels. The language is often vivid and evocative and the dialogue in particular is very strong…a fine book [that] fires on all cylinders.” — Ed Kavanagh, author, The Confessions of Nipper Mooney

“Witty, humorous, fun!” — Marija F. Sullivan, author, Sarajevo Walls of Fate

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